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‘bout Pinterest

A real-life exchange:

Co-Worker: “Can you make a Pinterest board where the public can’t see it? Like for stuff I might want to buy?”

Me: “Yes. You can make a ‘secret’ board. And you can put all the dildos you want in it.”

Co-Worker: (Laughter explodes out of co-worker’s mouth) “Well, I was thinking more like birthday gifts…”

Me. “Well, whatever you call them…”

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It is universally well known, That in digesting our common Food, there is created or produced in the Bowels of human Creatures, a great Quantity of Wind.

That the permitting this Air to escape and mix with the Atmosphere, is usually offensive to the Company, from the fetid Smell that accompanies it.


That all well-bred People therefore, to avoid giving such Offence, forcibly restrain the Efforts of Nature to discharge that Wind.

Benjamin Frankin http://humorinamerica.wordpress.com/2012/02/21/fart-proudly/

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thebluthcompany:

First trailer for Arrested Development - Season 4!

Oh my god. 

(Source: timetoputonashow)

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